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ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, spot a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spotted was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to make sure the baby is positioned properly before actually beginning the hugging process. Very gently smooth baby into the right position being very careful not to squash it. Now add just a little slobber to the babe.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide".
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" to achieve the best photo quality.